Ikonus Bolokai T. T. The Mad Fishicist

Thirty two big ones coming around for the founding member of the BLB. You can always be counted on to make abbreviations and to be friendly with the fishes. Though I missed posting on your actual birthday, you were thought of and remembered.

Dirty Doo

I wish I'd have saved a nickel a year for the last thirty two years. I'd give it all to you.

Now get yass up here and pick me up!

Happy Birthday MK.

32 plus 2

It was just over thirty two years ago, that cold morning when your mother and father and I welcomed this new life into the world. This small, sickly person who would one day grow into a state champ wrestler and aspiring US Marine. Who knew you'd survive even those first few days? As I've watched you blossom into a man, I can think of only one thing to say, "I'm proud of you, guy. Let me know if those APD guys give you any hack."

10 Years

I know I'm a few days late on this, but not only do I have to take a moment to wish my man MLS a happy birthday, but also his 10 year wedding anniversary was a couple of weeks ago. He was the first of any of us to get married. Here's to you Mike and Sandy!

Look and Learn, Hook and Burn

The Mad Fishicist;
Once again, the name is justified.

Worst Song EVER

CNNDOTCOM has a worst song ever article, so I thought I'd vote.

1. Offspring-Come Out and Play
"The kids are strappin' on their way to the classroom / Getting weapons with the greatest of ease..." What doesn't make sense is that this is apparently an anti-school violence song, not a beer bong, date rape, gay joke song. Apologies to every Fraternity that used this as the audio track on their Class of whatever video montage.

(You've Got To Keep Them Separated)

2. Train-Drops of Jupiter
In and of itself, not a horrible song. But that "best soy latte" line blasts it into shameful infamy.

3. Bowling for Soup-1985
Forget that much of U2 and Madonna's success came in the NINETIES (The Joshua Tree was released in 1987), and that all of Blondie's hit singles were released before 1982. I just can't stand that whiny, faux punk voice.

My entries are good songs by good artists, but exploited by advertising, radio play or other means.

4. Bruce Springsteen - Secret Garden

5. Phantom Planet - California

6. Oasis - All Around the World

7. Howie Day - Collide

Maybe you could find pictures, MK.

MKinMotion in Red.

Songs For the Alienated Cool Guy: A 21st Century Digital Mix Tape

This is a living breathing document of suggestions for a digital mix tape for the 21st century inspired by Songs For the Alienated Cool Guy and Poo Ya Pants.

1. Stop Whispering - Radiohead (The Mad Fishicist)
2. The Scientist - Coldplay (MKinMotion)
3. Come Pick Me Up - Ryan Adams (The Mad Fishicist)
4. Power of One - Daniel Lanois (The Mad Fishicist)
5. See The Constellation - They Might Be Giants (MKinMotion)


Anxiously awaiting feedback from Noveau Riche, The Chindo, JNard, and our genius brother in Ithaca. Please feel free to submit ideas even if you're not on this list.

Since it's been brought up...

Songs for the Alienated Cool Guy
(A tape produced by The Mad Fishicist for MKinMotion's 18th birthday present).
They Might Be Giants - Santa's Beard
Pop Will Eat Itself - X Y & ZEE
Ambrosian Boys Choir - Suo Gan (Empire of the Sun Theme)
Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
U2 - Gloria
David Byrne - Don't Fence Me In
Gene Chandler - Duke of Earl
Dr. Edward Daniel Taylor - Ghost Riders in the Sky (TMF, got a copy of this...I know you do)
Chickasaw Mudpuppies - Cold Blue
Oingo Boingo - Only A Lad
Nick Cave - I'll Love You (Til the End of the World)
Hothouse Flowers - Home
**Mad at the World - No More Innocence
**Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes

I think I'm getting a couple of tapes mixed up...

I'm coming to a stand still...
Other Takers?

The Mad Fishicist contributions in Red, MKinMotion in Blue.